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Exclusive: We Interview a Rest Area Vending Machine
It dispenses wisdom at $1.75 a pop. We bring exact change.
ContinueTall tales, true fiascos, and field reports from a life joyfully off‑script.
It dispenses wisdom at $1.75 a pop. We bring exact change.
ContinueMinnie declines to comment; Jupiter demands union rates.
Field reportWhy every small errand deserves a filibuster.
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